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And it can haze out racing thoughts, giving you “OG stoney vibez.” It’s earthy, a little sour, and moderately skunky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis strain isn’t for newbies. It can make it difficult to move or think, and that can make people anxious. If you’re looking to jump around to some House of Pain, this ain’t the one. But after a hard day’s work, nothing feels better than melting into your couch with something OG like GG.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. 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